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Jokes, quotes and one liners for public speakers

Jokes, quotes and one liners for public speakers

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Published by Thorsons in London .
Written in English


Edition Notes

Statement[edited by] Herbert V. Prochnow and Herbert V. Prochnow. Vol.1.
ContributionsProchnow, Herbert V., 1897-, Prochnow, Herbert V., 1931-
The Physical Object
Pagination270p. ;
Number of Pages270
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL22325572M
ISBN 100722527926

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Since that's way easier said than done, we've rounded up the best jokes about marriage from around the internet. Just interject one of these one-liners into your speech and you'll have every guest cracking up. Fingers crossed everyone has a sense of humor as good as yours! (Pro tip: Know your audience.).   Enjoy our collection of funny, geeky, tech, programmer and computer jokes below and make sure to share them with friends and family. We are adding a one-click tweet button with every one-liner for you to be able to quickly share them on Twitter. Tech One Liners: Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.

  My mom sends me a few corny jokes almost every day, and we both love trying to see who can find the funniest, cheesiest jokes in order to one-up each other.   Funny quotes for all. Whether you’re looking for funny quotes just for a laugh, to give a toast, or to lighten the mood at a public speaking event, you’ve come to the right place.


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Jokes, Quotes and One Liners for Public Speakers by Herbert V. Prochnow, AugHarperCollins Publishers Ltd edition, PaperbackPages:   Quotes: "A visi Herbert V. Prochnow ( – Septem ) was a U.S. banking executive, noted toastmaster, and author during the middle 20th Century.

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